But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!
Professor, make a woman out of me. A sexy mistake. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. You are the last hope of the universe. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.
Why not indeed! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Do a flip! We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.
- Soothe us with sweet lies.
- Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
- That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave.
Can we have Bender Burgers again?
Why not indeed! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Kids have names? Why would I want to know that?
- Why not indeed!
- Belligerent and numerous.
- Pansy.
Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Hey, whatcha watching? Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Meh. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.
I had more, but you go ahead. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Kif might! And then the battle’s not so bad?
Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Is the Space Pope reptilian!?
When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
You are the last hope of the universe. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. You are the last hope of the universe.
Shut up and get to the point! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! I’ll get my kit! Kids have names?
Moving along… Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
I never loved you. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.