It must be wonderful.

Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Professor, make a woman out of me. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat.

Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense.

I had more, but you go ahead.

That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

1. I don’t want to be rescued.
2. Then we’ll go with that data file!
3. It’s toe-tappingly tragic!

I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Belligerent and numerous. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Then we’ll go with that data file! I’m a thing. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here.

• We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
• You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
• Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most.

I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Negative, bossy meat creature! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?

Ooh, name it after me! I’m a thing. We’re also Santa Claus! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Yes! In your face, Gandhi!

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Shut up and get to the point! Soothe us with sweet lies.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! I don’t want to be rescued. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I never loved you. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Bender, you risked your life to save me! I’m Santa Claus! I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Noooooo! Who are those horrible orange men?

Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! When will that be? I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Bite my shiny metal ass. You don’t know how to do any of those. Kids have names? Why would a robot need to drink?

Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Who am I making this out to? And until then, I can never die? Leela’s gonna kill me. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.

Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Large bet on myself in round one. Professor, make a woman out of me. Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.